For Better or Worse
By
Enginerd
(October 1997)
This Xena: Warrior Princess© story takes place after The Gift of Gab. It is the fifth story in the Xenaverse according to Enginerd. While not absolutely necessary, it is encouraged that you read the previous stories to better understand this Xenaverse and the attempted development of the characters.
Disclaimers:
1. Content: Contains some. This story also contains scenes involving:
A. Love between two women
B. Arguing, mild cursing, fighting, death threats, and other uncomfortable family situations
C. Amazons
2. Length: Long
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Index |
"Gabrielle..." Xena uttered slowly,
her voice dripping with warning as she stopped her sword exercises in
mid-stroke. Her eyes shifted to meet the source of her distraction, the bard
sitting on the side of the grassy hill.
"Yes Xena?" Gabrielle responded invitingly,
hopeful greens meeting piercing blues. As the warrior's eyes narrowed, the bard
realized her subtle attempts to change warrior's mind would not be successful
this beautiful day. The disappointed bard sighed as she broke her unsuccessful
gaze and dipped her quill in ink.
Exhaling loudly, the determined warrior
resumed her sword practice.
So much for a romantic afternoon, the
uninspired bard sighed, staring at the blank parchment. She was not in the mood
to write at this particular moment. And unfortunately, Xena was not in the mood
to change her mind about practicing. 'The warrior and her conditions,' the bard
thought with annoyance.
It was almost a week ago when Gabrielle was
introduced to the warrior's conditions. Conditions like uninterrupted practice
time. Actually, that condition had not been so bad to live with. Especially
since the warrior had yet to get through her practice without an interruption,
the bard grinned with satisfaction. That was, until now. The bard frowned,
throwing an annoyed glance at the practicing warrior.
The warrior and her conditions, the bard
sighed again, considering the first one she was introduced to which she
disliked the most. Unfortunately, it was the one condition that the warrior was
most adamant about. Sure, Gabrielle understood the reasons it was not wise for
any public display of affection. How could she not? The morning after their
first night together, Xena was determined to go through each and every reason
why it was a bad idea - until the bard acknowledged each point and agreed with
the wisdom of that condition.
Totally unfair, the bard reflected with
exasperation, knowing that she would have agreed to paint her face blue if the
Warrior Princess asked that particular morning.
Yet, she did agree to accept their 'public'
relationship. And unfortunately, most of the time the past week had been 'in
public' either helping villagers or fighting thugs, the bard sighed. But they
were not in public now, the bard noted with annoyance. "And she chooses to
be stubborn about her sword practice," the bard muttered under her breath
as her eyebrows furrowed. Suddenly inspired, she scratched the beginnings of a
poem on her parchment.
While deftly wielding her sword through the
air, Xena stole a glance at the bard, relieved to find Gabrielle finally
focusing on writing.
Xena was determined to practice and not allow
herself to be interrupted by the bard - like every other time she had tried to
practice the past week. She needed to practice.
Xena stole another glance between strokes and
found the bard had stopped writing and was now staring at her parchment. Deep
in thought, the warrior concluded, noting her look of concentration and how she
gently traced the quill under her chin...over that extremely sensitive spot, one
of many the warrior discovered during their first incredib.... "NO!"
Xena silently ordered her distracting thoughts away, determined to focus on her
sword practice.
She had to maintain her fighting skills, she
quickly reminded herself as she parried an invisible attack. She let one of
those thugs get just too damn close to Gabrielle, she remembered bitterly,
thrusting her sword through the invisible attacker's gut and twisting it with a
healthy grunt. Thankfully, the cut on the bard's forearm was healing fine and
the stitches could come out soon, Xena considered, glancing over to the bard,
who was writing again.
Practice was necessary for a warrior. If only
her ever-romantic bard could see that, Xena grunted as she thrust her sword
against another invisible enemy.
Staring at her small poem, the Gabrielle
sighed, unable to find an appropriate phrase that also rhymed with 'stubbornness.'
Well, that wasn't exactly true. She actually did think of a phrase, but thought
better of using it. Seeking more appropriate words, the temporarily blocked
bard took in a deep breath and looked to the rich blue sky for inspiration.
A single billowy cloud sailed across the
ocean of air, reminding Gabrielle of an incredibly huge pillow. She watched the
cloud continue its slow trek across the sky, granting the sun freedom from its
temporary captivity and allowing its rays to once again burst forth and gently
warm the bard's skin. A warmth like that her heart felt whenever near the
Warrior Princess, the bard mused. Closing her eyes, a contented smile crept
over her face as she enjoyed the warmth she received, from both the sun and the
warrior.
Between a thrust and a block, the warrior
caught another glimpse of the bard. Xena paused as she watched the relaxed
beauty bask in the sun. She noted how the sunlight reflected off of the
strawberry blond strands, making them seem to glow. A grin crossed the warrior's
face as she wondered what thoughts brought that smile to the bard's face,
hoping selfishly... "NO! Not again!" Xena mentally scolded herself
for being so easily distracted. She thrust her sword with renewed
determination. She had to practice!
Hearing the warrior's more energetic grunting
and sword-whooshing through the air, Gabrielle's eyes opened. Wonderful, she
just got her second wind, the bard silently moaned as her eyes rolled. At this
rate, she'll be too exhausted for anything except sleep this evening, the bard
concluded, growing more depressed. 'Torturous' popped into the bard's
head. "Hmmmm," she considered thoughtfully as she looked down with
empathy at the lonely words on her parchment.
Still without the right words, the bard
lifted her eyes from her incomplete poem. Well, at least the warrior had good
taste in practice fields, the bard silently admitted as she scanned the area
appreciatively. The foliage framing the warrior's chosen field was densely
packed with colourful wild flowers bursting from the lush greenery. Amazing how
perfectly nature's untamed beauty complemented the untamed beauty of the
Warrior Princess, the bard mused.
However, the warrior's grunts didn't exactly
return the compliment to nature's soothing sounds of rustling leaves and bird
song, the bard noted, softly chuckling at the contrast. A contrast that was
minor compared to the contrast embodied in the woman practicing before her, she
smiled with great appreciation. The bard pondered with amazement how this woman
could bark out such harsh, fear-inducing sounds to her enemies yet privately,
to her bard, utter the most tender and loving sound that Gabrielle had ever
heard - when the warrior spoke the bard's name.
"GABRIELLE!" Xena snapped,
interrupting the bard's appreciation and amazement.
"What?!?" Gabrielle quickly blurted
with irritation.
"STOP it!" The warrior ordered.
"Stop WHAT?!?" She asked with
annoyance. "Writing?!" The bard asked, holding up her quill, not sure
what the warrior's problem was.
"Staring!"
Gabrielle sighed with great exasperation,
considering she was being unfairly blamed for something she wasn't even trying
to do. She was ONLY looking for the right words to rhyme with stubbornness and
so what if she happen to end up looking at the warrior? It IS hard to miss
Xena, standing right in front of her, all by herself, in the middle of an empty
field, she considered with annoyance. It wasn't like she was TRYING to distract
the warrior from her practice...this time. She gave THAT up as hopeless, the
bard noted with frustration.
Frustration which as some point turned into
hope as it slowly dawned on her that perhaps she gave up too easily.
"Xena, I've watched you practice
thousands of times before, what's the problem now?" Gabrielle asked with
an innocent shrug.
"Watching and staring are two...
different... things." Xena crisply responded.
"How...exactly?" The bard responded
with a twinkle in her eye and challenge in her voice. Gabrielle smiled,
considering if she kept the warrior talking, the better her chances were to
convince her there were much more enjoyable things they could be doing.
"Gabrielle," Xena spoke with
familiar warning, knowing better than to engage in a discussion with the bard.
"What!?!" Gabrielle blurted with
exasperation, realizing her chances just got worse again. Judging the warrior's
annoyance level to be rather high, she concluded she would be better off in a
tactical retreat. "Oh ok, ok," she begrudgingly responded to the
warrior's stare. "I'll let you practice - alone." Gabrielle sighed
heavily.
As the disgruntled bard gathered her things,
a light breeze blew her strawberry blond hair into the her face, further
annoying her. Xena patiently watched as the bard guided the unwanted hair from
her face with her hands. Hands that wielded her staff with surprising strength,
yet could sooth the warrior's troubled soul with her tender touch. Her touch,
the warrior slowly grinned, her incredible..... "Practice! PRACTICE!"
Xena silently reminding herself, snapping out of her dangerous musings.
"I'll find another hill." Gabrielle
muttered as she rolled up her unfinished poem. She stared at the rolled up
parchment a moment and the word 'Idiotic' popped into her head, though
it didn't rhyme with stubbornness. But 'ridiculous' was a definite possibility,
the bard considered as she shoved her poem in her bag.
"A better hill. Yeah, a much better hill
where I'll be able to finish my poem with no distracting sword exercises going
on around me." Gabrielle muttered as she stood.
"I have to practice," Xena stated
flatly.
"I know, I know...practice away."
Gabrielle lifted her hand in defeat. "I'll be just over there,"
Gabrielle informed her, pointing down the trail with her staff. "In case
you ...need...anything," Gabrielle added suggestively. Receiving a brisk
nod from Xena, the disappointed bard sighed and departed, leaving her warrior
with her beloved sword.
Finally able to continue, the Warrior
Princess positioned the sword over her head and exhaled heavily. I have to
practice, Xena reminded herself as she spun around and sliced the air in an
intricate pattern.
In the Queen's chambers, Gurda and Raiz stood
patiently before Ephiny and her senior Amazons. All were waiting for Trayla to
finish her review of the old scrolls. Trayla looked up from the table and
sighed.
"Queen Ephiny, the claim appears to be
legitimate," Trayla relayed, scanning over the scrolls once again, hoping
she was wrong. Eponin sighed heavily.
Ephiny quietly watched Gurda.
"As I have said all along your majesty,
Ephiny's eyebrows raised upon the word
'demand'.
"I am only thinking of
The senior Amazons looked with concern
towards the woman who was pushing for more territory and finding favor among a
growing faction of Amazons. "Your highness, we must carefully
assess..." Eponin spoke aloud what the other senior Amazons thought.
"Carefully assess!?!" Gurda
interrupted with contempt for the overly cautious court. "What is there to
assess? The law is clear - the land is ours! And according to Amazon law the
Queen MUST acknowledge this claim and..." Gurda relayed, once again taking
on a superior tone.
"You DARE assume to teach ME about
Amazon law?" Ephiny snapped, bolting out of her throne, coldly eyeing her
opponent. An opponent Ephiny considered that one day, she might have to kill.
"Oh NO your majesty. Please forgive my
words. Please know, while ill-spoken, I am only driven by my deep passion for
"Your passion is evident Gurda,"
Ephiny responded and sat back down on the throne. "I have heard your
request and according to Amazon law I must consider it," the Queen added.
"You may take your leave,"
Ephiny commanded, finally able to take
pleasure in being Queen during this uncomfortable meeting.
Gurda straightened up, struggling to hold her
tongue. "Your majesty," Gurda responded crisply with a slight bow out
of respect for the position. A position she intended to obtain.
After Gurda and Raiz left the Queen and her
senior Amazons, Ephiny finally disclosed her great annoyance. "Can really
she do this?" Ephiny blurted her senior Amazons as she rubbed her eyes,
leaning back wearily.
"I'm afraid so Ephiny," Trayla
answered. "You can read as well as I can your majesty," she motioned
to the scrolls, inviting the Queen to review her findings. Ephiny moaned
knowing she would not find any words that would make Gurda go away.
"I will just make a declaration that we
are not interested in claiming the land," Ephiny stated standing up,
eyeing the doorway where Gurda left.
"By not claiming the land, you open the
door to an official challenge to the throne," Eponin informed her with
worry, drawing a sharp look from her Queen. "Uh....not that she could
possibly be victorious..."
Eponin quickly added, making Ephiny sigh.
"But that land will always be a liability for the throne Ephiny. Even
if...uh, WHEN...you are victorious," Eponin awkwardly counseled.
"I don't suppose any of you have
anything to say that could possibly cheer me up?" The Queen asked,
receiving a bunch of stares from her Amazons. "I didn't think so."
Ephiny sighed. "Send out messengers." Ephiny ordered. "Gabrielle
needs to know about this." Ephiny added, now rubbing her temples.
After a few uninterrupted drills, Xena's eyes
drifted back to the trail the bard departed on. The inspiration this beautiful
area provided the bard was not the literary kind that Xena had hoped for. She
knows I've got to practice, Xena sighed, blocking the attacks of two invisible
warriors. We've discussed this, the warrior reminded herself.
Xena continued her exercises, wielding her
sword with less and less enthusiasm. Now Gabrielle was annoyed with her for
practicing, Xena sighed as she executed another combination of blocks. NO!
She's not going to do this to me again, Xena thought stubbornly, thrusting her
sword at the imaginary opponents. After a flurry of strokes that whooshed
through the air, Xena let out an aggravated grunt.
"I can't just drop everything and come
running every time she looks at me like that," Xena thought as she
somersaulted, landed and quickly lifted her sword over her head to block the
next imaginary blow.
"If I NEED anything," Xena blurted
with a short, annoyed laugh. Her eyes once again drifted back to the trail. She
forced them back to her sword.
"I NEED to practice," the warrior
reminded herself. She thrust the sword through the air again.
"I NEED to keep my skills honed,"
the warrior added to her list of reasons for being without her bard, in such a
beautiful area.
"I NEED...." Xena paused, searching
for another good reason for being without her bard in such a secluded ... area.
Her eyes drifted back to the trail.
"Uggggggh!" Xena groaned, suddenly
finding her needs changing.
Having no trouble finding a suitable area, Gabrielle claimed a spot on the side
of another hill. Now if only finding words was as easy as finding this area,
she thought, plopping herself and her gear down.
Taking a deep breath, she sought inspiration
from the scenery before her. The flora and fauna was just as beautiful as the
flora and fauna around her warrior's practice field, she observed. Yet, for
some reason, the scenery was not nearly as breath taking. Perhaps the absence
of a certain practicing Warrior Princess had something to do with that, the
bard considered. A certain, STUBBORN Warrior Princess, who was taking her sweet
time getting here, Gabrielle grumbled.
Inspiration hitting her once again, she
quickly unpacked her parchment and quill. Promptly writing down the previously
elusive words before the inspiration fled, the poem was finally finished.
There once was a warrior princess
who chose her sword, not her bard to caress
her mind was made up
but was soon out of luck
when the bard taught her true stubbornness
Gabrielle read it over thoughtfully. "Just perfect, I'm not only
frustrated - I'm writing bad poetry!" She blurted, shaking her head with
an amused smile which faded when she glanced back to the still empty trail. She
dipped her quill in ink and captured another wave of inspiration on fresh
parchment.
There once was a woman from Amphipolis
....
As she finished her second poetic attempt,
she heard the unmistakable sound of someone jogging towards her. A sound that
brought a huge grin to the bard's face.
"You sure took long enough!"
Gabrielle announced with a relieved chuckle as she turned towards the jogger.
"Well it took longer than I expected. My
HORSE pulled up lame in the last town!" Meleager blurted between gasps for
air. "And how in Tartarus did you know I was coming?"
Quickly recovering from disappointment and
surprise, the bard bolted towards him. "Meleager!" She called out
happily, giving him a big hug. "I was actually expecting Xena...but It's
wonderful to see you!" The bard informed him with a warm smile and another
hug.
"I'm glad to see you too
Gabrielle," Meleager responded with an embarrassed laugh. After the
affectionate bard pulled back, he looked around. "Where IS Xena?"
"Practicing...over there,"
Gabrielle pointed to the trail. "If you want to talk to her, you might
just want to wait a bit. She's not in the mood...to be interrupted."
Gabrielle explained flatly.
"Uh, actually I need to talk to you
Gabrielle." Meleager admitted, his face suddenly grave.
Panic washed over Gabrielle. "Why?
What's wrong?!?" Gabrielle blurted. "Is Sara all right? Lila?
Meleager, they're both ok aren't they? Why are you here? What's going on
?!?"
"Whoa Gabrielle," he responded,
holding up his hands to stop her barrage of questions. "They're fine.
Well, they're not terribly happy, but that doesn't necessarily mean they are
not fine...although...." Meleager muttered.
"MELEAGER!" The impatient bard
snapped.
On her way to let the bard distract her, Xena
found herself staring at a thick patch of wild flowers. The flowers that
Gabrielle made a point of raving over as they rode through the area. The
warrior stood contemplating the critical decision at hand. If she passed them
without picking any, the warrior would miss an opportunity to show Gabrielle
she really did listen to her and could be romantic. However, if she picked some
for Gabrielle, the bard might think she was apologizing for something, which
Xena had no intention of doing. She had to practice. "We've discussed
that", Xena muttered to herself.
While pondering this floral conundrum, Xena
knelt down and inhaled the wild fragrances. A grin formed as she remembered of
the number of times the bard had implored her to stop and smell the flowers. Of
course, the bard was only speaking figuratively, the warrior mused, and had no
idea how much the warrior really enjoyed doing just that. If she did, Xena knew
she would be cajoled by the bard to stop at every patch of flowers they passed.
In all the time she knew Gabrielle, the bard had never been one for moderation,
Xena considered. Looking at the trail, a knowing grin slowly emerged.
After Meleager relayed the news from Walsas,
Gabrielle silently stared at him a moment, pondering the situation. She noted
the slumped posture of the man sitting next to her. With elbows on his knees
and forehead in his palms, the Walsasian Captain of the Guard stared at the
ground between his feet. It looked as if he was going to face the biggest
battle in his life and the odds were woefully against him. Little did he
realize how big a battle and how woeful the odds, Gabrielle reflected.
"Well...mother DOES tend to get a bit
... overbearing when it comes to weddings," Gabrielle admitted the obvious
to Meleager, who's head started to throb just thinking about his impending
marriage to Gabrielle's sister Sarah. He rubbed his temples and sighed.
"But she means well," Gabrielle quickly added.
"Uggg," he groaned. "She
doesn't like me Gabrielle," he moaned. "I want her to like me. I
really tried to put my best foot forward but she really has something against
warriors...."
"I know," she agreed with a knowing
sigh. "But once she gets to know you, how could she NOT like you? You've
charmed all three of her daughters." Gabrielle smiled warmly, her attempts
to cheer him up seemed to work.
"Really? You think she'll grow to like
me?" He asked hopefully.
"Suuure. Absolutely!" Gabrielle
responded with forced conviction, putting her arm around him and giving a
reassuring squeeze. "You know, I really don't understand why Sarah invited
her so early before the wedding...she knows how mother is." Gabrielle
shook her head in amazement.
"She didn't invite her," Meleager
revealed uneasily. "I did."
"WHAT!?!" Gabrielle blurted, making
Meleager cringe.
"I thought ...she never said...I had
no...." Meleager tried to explain to the amazed bard. "Well it seemed
like a good idea at the time," Meleager finally muttered and shrugged.
"Oh I can imagine just how pleased Sarah
and Lila are with you right now," Gabrielle responded.
"Maybe I can just travel with you and
Xena for a while, until they forgive me....how about permanently???"
Meleager suggested, only half in jest.
"Uh ...No," Gabrielle relayed
bluntly. "Nothing personal," She added, patting the distraught man on
the back.
"Ah, that plan wouldn't work
anyway," Meleager sighed returning his head to his hands to stare at the
ground.
"Why not?" Gabrielle asked, becoming
concerned.
"She asked that I quickly bring you back
to Walsas to help with the preparations," Meleager relayed the news.
"She was VERY adamant about the quick part."
"WHAT!?! It's over month before your
wedding. I can't believe this. Thanks a lot!" Gabrielle punched his arm.
"Ouch! It's not MY idea," he added,
rubbing his arm, already sore from Sarah's and Lila's similar expression of
gratitude.
"Ughhh," Gabrielle moaned, now her
forehead rested in her hands.
"Well at least you don't have to go get those
damn things for the ceremony," Meleager blurted as if that was
consolation.
Gabrielle looked up at him in silent
disbelief, remembering all the reasons she never wanted a traditional
Poteidaian wedding.
"And what in Hade's name is a Furry
Wegget? How can I get an egg from one if I don't even know what it is? But I've
GOT to have it according to your mother," he blurted, throwing his hands
up in frustration.
"It is considered good luck for the
couple if the groom gets one." Gabrielle explained unenthusiastically.
"What about a good ol' fashioned lucky
horseshoe?? I at least know what THAT is," Meleager blurted.
"Maybe so, but that is not a part of the
Poteidaian tradition," Gabrielle relayed, then remembered her father's
difficulty. "When my father was preparing for the wedding, it took him two
full weeks to get the egg once they found the Furry Wegget. They say it is not
easy to get an egg away from the Furry Wegget intact."
"Great. I know absolutely nothing about
hunting down a Furry Wegget...and I have a feeling it wouldn't be wise to try
to get married without one."
"Uh, I wouldn't advise it. Mother is BIG
on tradition," Gabrielle added with a sigh.
"I had no idea Poteidaian weddings were
so...complicated." Meleager sighed and shook his head.
"Yes... well...there's not a lot to do
in a small village. You know Meleager, you...WE wouldn't have to go through any
of this if you just invited her at the last minute - like everyone else in the
family does."
"Sarah told me that...just before she
stopped talking to me." Meleager sighed and rubbed his arm again.
"So...where did your father go to get the furry egg?"
"It's NOT a furry egg! It's a Furry
Wegget egg," Gabrielle blurted with annoyance to a shrugging Meleager. She
sighed and shook her head before launching into her father's tale. "It was
spring when my father...."
Hearing Gabrielle's voice from the other side
of the hill, Xena guessed she was probably practicing her latest story about
Verbinia. She took another sniff of the two dozen flowers in her hand and
grinned, considering the ever-romantic bard would be pleased with the
selection.
Her purposeful stride quickened as she
climbed the hill with great expectations. Expectations that were immediately
dashed when she reached the top and spotted her bard...sitting next to Meleager
the Mighty. Seeing the two start to turn towards her, Xena quickly glanced down
at the flowers and abruptly flung the wild bouquet into the trees.
"Ack!" Lila blurted when
unceremoniously grabbed by her sister and yanked into the library from the
hall. "Hey!" Lila blurted with annoyance, slapping Sarah's hands off
her.
"Where is she now?" The Queen of
Walsas interrogated her sister, apprehensively glancing between the doors and
windows.
"In the garden, supervising the
gardener. She's explaining how to best grow Poteidaian Posies," Lila
responded, straightening her crumpled dress with a sigh. The news temporarily
calmed the Queen, who exhaled with relief. "You can't keep hiding like
this," Lila scolded her, shaking her head.
"I'm busy. I'm a Queen." Sarah
blurted unconvincingly, her eyes darting between the doors.
"Oh that will go over big. 'She's too
busy for her own mother?" Lila mimicked her mother's guilt-inducing voice,
causing Sarah to cringe.
"But she's driving... me...crazy!"
The desperate bride-to-be relayed as she grabbed Lila by the shoulders.
Once again, Lila broke out of her eldest
sister's grip with annoyance. "And I'M having a picnic?!? You know every
time you go off and do your 'busy Queen thing', I'm the one who's stuck,"
Lila shot back, unsympathetically.
"I am sorry Lila and I do feel bad about
that," Sarah admitted to her sister as she started to pace.
"Bad enough to spend more time with
her?" Lila asked skeptically.
Sarah stopped pacing. "Uh, no," she
admitted, then quickly added, "But don't worry, you won't have to bear the
brunt all by yourself. Meleager's bringing reinforcements!" Sarah smiled
broadly.
"Xena," Meleager greeted the
warrior coming towards them down the hill. Xena eyed the unexpected visitor and
nodded, then turned her attention to Gabrielle.
"Is everything ok?" She asked the
weary looking bard.
"Well...funny you should ask. You know
how you wanted to get some uninterrupted practice time in? Well, how does a
month grab you?" Gabrielle responded glibly.
"A month?" Xena repeated with some
alarm.
"Wait a minute. Won't Xena be coming
with us?" Meleager asked.
"Where?" Xena questioned the two.
Now what, she wondered with annoyance, looking forward to the reprieve they
finally found from the last hectic and frustratingly public week.
"There's really no need..." Gabrielle
responded to Meleager, who started to worry.
"But who will stand up with me at the
ceremony?" Meleager blurted, looking between the two women.
"Need for what?" Xena asked
Gabrielle, who rolled her eyes at Meleager the Whiner.
"Meleager, the ceremony is over a MONTH
away. She can still stand up with you, assuming she still wants..."
Gabrielle snapped back to the groom-to-be.
"But who will help me get that DAMN
stuff??" He interrupted the bard to whine some more. "You'll help me,
right Xena?" He asked the Warrior Princess hopefully, putting on his best
Meleager the Desperate look.
"No need for WHAT?" Xena asked the
bard again, growing very annoyed.
"Meleager, if you really want to get on
her good side, I strongly suggest you avoid calling the wedding items DAMN
STUFF," Gabrielle blurted. "And you really should ask Father for help
with the egg," Gabrielle added helpfully.
"GABRIELLE! What are you talking
about!" Xena blurted with frustration.
Gabrielle shot a glare at Meleager.
"Well, Meleager The Incredibly THOUGHTFUL invited my mother to
Walsas," Gabrielle answered with irritation.
"So?" Xena asked, relieved it
wasn't serious.
"She's determined Sarah and Meleager
will have a Traditional Poteidaian Wedding," Gabrielle explained, rolling
her eyes. Meleager moaned.
"So?" Xena asked again.
"And I've been summoned to Walsas to
help," Gabrielle explained wearily. Xena looked at Meleager then
Gabrielle.
"And you want to go..." Xena
carefully eyed the bard. "...alone?" She questioned, not
understanding how the bard could so easily accept a month apart.
The bard immediately saw the almost hidden
sadness in those beautiful eyes. "Of COURSE not, I just thought..."
Gabrielle quickly tried to erase that sadness. Instinctively, she reached out
for her warrior's arm only to immediately withdraw it. She remembered the
Warrior Princess' conditions on public displays of affection. She HAD made a
promise and intended to keep it.
"I'll go saddle up Argo," Xena said
cooly, leaving the bard with her future brother-in-law.
Meleager put his arm around the bard and
squeezed. "This is great! Xena is coming with us!" Meleager blurted
happily. "I need all the allies I can get."
"I think I'll go stretch my legs," Meleager muttered awkwardly,
leaving camp. Gabrielle smiled at her future brother-in-law, despite his
pleading that Xena come with them. She really couldn't blame him, allies were
always important to have. But little did he realize it wouldn't make a
difference with her mother, the bard noted as her smile faded. Her smile
completely vanished, when she eyed the silent warrior who sat down against a
tree, staring at the fire. Xena had barely said a word all day and didn't look
too talkative now, the bard noted. But she had to try one more time for both
their sakes, Gabrielle considered.
"Xena, I know you said you would help
Meleager but there's really no need... for...you...."
Drawing the warrior's unconvinced eyes away
from the fire, Gabrielle realized that line of argument was not going over well
and switched tactics. "Uh...you know, this would be the perfect time to
visit Amphipolis," Gabrielle suggested enthusiastically as Xena's eyes
returned to the fire. "I'm sure your mother and brother would love
to...."
"You don't want me there," Xena
interrupted in an even tone, finally breaking her silence. "Why?" Her
eyes shifted back to the bard for an answer.
Why. A fair and simple enough question,
Gabrielle considered as she sighed and looked into the fire. "Xena, I've
been through my cousin Huestis' Traditional Wedding and...well...let's just say
it got pretty ugly," Gabrielle revealed with a weak smile, shaking her
head at the memories. "I wouldn't even want to put Joxer through
that," Gabrielle added, with a slight chuckle that lifted Xena's spirit.
"I can't ask you to endure my family...my mother...for a whole
month," Gabrielle added sincerely.
"You don't have to ask Gabrielle,"
Xena responded warmly. "And... I'm not afraid," Xena added with a sly
grin that faded when the bard shift uncomfortably. "But you are,"
Xena spoke with hurt which she quickly buried. "You're worried about what
she'll think...about us," Xena stated with a cold edge in her voice.
"WHAT?!?" Gabrielle snapped in
amazement. "Xena, if you'll remember, I'M not the one who's worried about
what others think," The bard blurted, surprising the Warrior Princess.
"You know..." Meleager announced as
he entered the camp. "...the caves with those Furry Weggets are really not
THAT far out of our way." Meleager eyed the women hopefully. Noting with
great discomfort that no one was answering him, he coughed. The bard sat
staring at the fire with an intense, angry gaze. The Warrior Princess' eyes
were fixed on the bard.
Gods, I'd rather be in Walsas right now, he
thought to himself. Ignore it and it will go away, he considered. Good plan.
"Ok, ok...PLEASE help me?" He asked, sticking to his plan.
"Please?" He added for good measure.
Xena sighed, removing her gaze from the bard
and finally looked at him. "What caves and what's a Furry Wegget?"
Xena asked.
"One of the many wondrous events in
store for the lucky couple and their FORTUNATE family and friends,"
Gabrielle relayed in a grand, bardly voice.
"Now I've been thinking..."
Meleager relayed to the bard, who eyed him.
"Careful Meleager, you know what
happened the last time you did that," Gabrielle cautioned him.
"Hear me out..." Meleager urged her
diplomatically, as he sat down. "With your help, we'll get all the damn...uh
the items in no time...the egg, and the orchid and...."
"What orchid?" Xena interrupted.
"The Red Orchid of Love," Gabrielle
informed her with a heavy sigh as she retrieved her bed roll and plopped on the
ground.
Meleager pulled his sword out and started to
sharpen it. "At least I know what a damn orchid looks like," he
muttered drawing a sharp stare from the bard.
"Yes, but do you know where to get the
Red Orchid of Love?" Gabrielle countered as she unrolled her bedding and
sat down.
"There are orchids by the lake on the
way to Walsas, I'm sure I've seen a red one there," Meleager noted with a
shrug.
"Ah...but if it were only so easy."
Gabrielle sighed.
Xena watched the two, wondering why they were
making such a big deal out of getting a few things for the wedding.
"And don't even think of asking for my
help with the last part." Gabrielle warned him.
"But," Meleager blurted with
concern.
"I won't, don't ask," Gabrielle
interrupted, firm in her convictions.
"BUT," Meleager blurted again.
"No."
"But why NOT?" Meleager was upset,
almost panicking. "I'm not a bard, how am I supposed to come up with a
wedding poem for Sarah?"
Still unclear about many of the things
involving this "Traditional" wedding, the Wegget, the furry egg, the
orchid...but the poem was something Xena finally understood the significance
of. Xena immediately felt empathy for Meleager and his difficult task.
"The words are supposed to be from YOUR
heart Meleager, not mine," Gabrielle informed him. "Don't worry you
have time. Inspiration can come at the most unexpected times," Gabrielle
added with a warm smile, attempting to help ease his concerns. The smile didn't
help.
"Gods, a poem," Meleager blurted
weakly looking sick. He turned towards Xena with his Meleager the Desperate
look.
"Don't look at me," Xena warned,
remembering the last time he used that desperate look and got her to help him
when he was on uncertain ground with Sarah.
He practically begged her to help him with
his attempts at a romantic interlude with Sarah at her balcony. No, he begged,
she recalled. What transpired could only be summed up as possibly the worst
romantic interlude ever planned or executed. No, the worst, she recalled.
Meleager's attempts to woo Sarah were pathetic at best, even when the Warrior
Princess gave him perfectly good lines to use, which he blew of course. The
only thing Meleager succeeded in that night was to take them to the wrong
balcony and embarrass them in front of the last person she wanted to learn of
her involvement with the romantic fiasco - Gabrielle.
Meleager the Desperate ignored the Warrior
Princess initial rebuff and continued to look to her for help. Xena was going
to repeat her refusal when she heard the bard chuckle.
"Come on Meleager, you're not THAT
desperate," Gabrielle relayed with a smirk, laying down and pulling her
covers up.
"What's that supposed to mean?"
Xena responded with irritation.
"Nothing." Gabrielle muffled a
giggle, shifting under her blanket.
"You don't think I could write a
poem?" Xena asked, annoyed.
Gabrielle sighed. She sat up and eyed the
Proud Princess. "Xena, I'm sure if you REALLY wanted to, you could. But
Meleager has to do this himself. They should be HIS words...even if they are
really bad," Gabrielle explained to the Warrior Princess.
"HEY!" Meleager blurted. "They
might not be REALLY bad...just BAD!"
He added defensively. Oh gods... a poem, he
thought to himself.
Gabrielle sighed heavily at the two warriors,
and laid back down. "Pleasant dreams my warriors," Gabrielle muttered
as she shut her eyes.
As the warrior's settled in for the evening,
Meleager noted Xena rolling out her bedding on the other side of the fire.
Well, it WAS safer for them if they spread out around the fire in case of an
ambush, he considered. But for some reason, he didn't think she wasn't sleeping
way over there for safety reasons. Xena seemed irritated about something. When
she caught him watching her, she gave him a cold stare. Yep, none of my
business, he concluded, smiling awkwardly and laid back on his bedroll with a
sigh and shut his eyes.
Meleager's nagging thoughts kept him from
sleep. "A poem," he thought as he rolled over. "A poem," he
thought and sighed. That was one task he had thought would be a piece of cake
with Gabrielle's help. He rolled over to his other side. Now he didn't have
that piece of cake...not even a lousy crumb. "A damn poem," he
thought again, rolling back to his other side. He couldn't take it anymore. His
eyes popped wide open. Abruptly sitting up, he looked at the bard.
"Gabrielle?" He asked tentatively, eyeing the prone form.
"NO!"
"Sarah? Sarah?" A woman called out,
looking around the Castle halls. "Have either of you two seen the Queen? I
thought I saw her go this way," she asked two soldiers just getting off
duty. The two looked at each other uneasily.
"Uh...I thought I saw her go to the
library," one soldier answered.
"I just came from there!" She blurted
with annoyance. "If you happen to run into the Queen, tell her, her MOTHER
is looking for her," she ordered curtly, emphasizing her rank as mother,
which obviously outranked Queen.
"We've got to finalize the guest list,
dinner menu, travel arrangements... not to mention decide on which dress maker
she wants for the wedding gown...they'll have to be good with beads. A second
wedding makes it SO much more... complicated... off-white, yellow, light
blue," she rattled off then noticed their glazed looks.
"Oh never mind..." she blurted with
frustration. "when you see her, just tell her we have much to do!"
She added, leaving them to continue her search.
Hearing her mother get closer, Sarah ducked
into the kitchen. "Father!" Sarah blurted with surprise, finding him
engrossed in sampling the cook's soup.
The surprised cook looked up from the soup
towards his unexpected visitor and received an unmistakable glare of warning.
Deciding his continued employment important, the cook quickly determined he
really needed to look for more spices and left his soup to busily search the
pantry.
"You know, your mother has been looking
for you," he said nonchalantly, blowing on the steaming spoon.
"Uh, really? I guess I keep missing
her," Sarah shrugged innocently, attempting to sound convincing as she
watched her father.
"I've been terribly biz...." Her
explanation was momentarily interrupted as she anxiously looked over her
shoulder. "...zy.."
Her father slowly slurped the soup. His
eyebrows furrowed. "Needs salt."
"Sarah?" Her mother's voice grew
louder.
"You know, I just remembered something I
need to do. Tell mother we'll talk later. Duty calls," Sarah blurted,
kissing her father's cheek, and quickly escaping the kitchen.
A short moment passed before his wife arrived
in the kitchen. "Hello dear," he greeted her casually, adding a pinch
of salt to the soup and slowly stirred.
His wife looked around the kitchen, eyeing
the cook who was busily inspecting his spices. From the rattling of the jars he
touched, she wondered if he suffered from the tremors. It is so hard to get
good help these days, she sighed, shaking her head.
"Dear, have you seen Sarah? I've been
having the hardest time getting her to sit a moment and discuss the wedding.
There are SO many things to be done. If she doesn't start now, it will sneak up
on her before she knows it. She'll regret not making plans sooner, mark my
words," she lectured to her husband who nodded.
"Yes dear. I know," he said softly,
retrieving another spoonful.
"Honestly, I don't understand why she
just doesn't have the wedding back home. I've TOLD her it would be so much
easier to have a Traditional Poteidaian Wedding in Poteidaia." She sighed.
"We wouldn't have to worry about as many travel arrangements and rooms for
the Poteidaian guests and...."
"Dear, you can't expect a Queen to leave
her own land to get married," he interjected then sipped his soup.
"It wouldn't be right," he said softly. "Needs salt."
"I guess you're right dear, it's just
that I've always wanted to see a daughter of mine married in Poteidaia, where
WE got married," she explained, placing her hand on his shoulder.
He nodded with warm smile. "I understand
dear."
"Well, I can't just stand here dear,
I've got so much to do!" She kissed him on the cheek.
"I know dear," he remarked, slowly
adding another pinch of salt to the soup as his wife left his side.
Passing at a most unfortunate time, Lila
stopped dead in her tracks upon the bone chilling sound that bellowed from the
kitchen.
"Lila! I'm so glad I've found you!"
The streets of Thaysa were bustling with all types...farmers, merchants,
travelers, sailors and soldiers, much to the chagrin of the Warrior Princess.
Too many opportunities for trouble. Just too many people to keep an eye on, the
warrior worried. How easy it was for an innocent looking group of travelers to
waltz up, ask for directions one moment and attack the next, Xena considered.
Her eyes darted suspiciously through the crowd.
Gabrielle can be too trusting sometimes, Xena
eyed the bard, who was in an animated discussion with Meleager. Yet, Xena
remembered bitterly that a few days ago, it wasn't Gabrielle who let her guard
down when Gabrielle got hurt. The Warrior Princess would not allow that to
happen again, she promised herself.
The bad mood lingering a few paces behind
Gabrielle and Meleager was not about to get in the bard's way of enjoying the
sights. Watching all the different characters who filled the wonderfully busy
streets delighted the bard. So many opportunities for a bard to find her next
story, she smiled. She glanced to Meleager, thankful he at least was able to
share his enjoyment with her.
"Look at that guy." Meleager
pointed to a very tall farmer towering over his horse which he made look like a
pony. "He'd make a GREAT lookout," Meleager added
"Unless he is blind as a bat,"
Gabrielle countered.
"Picky, picky," Meleager muttered,
making Gabrielle chuckle.
"Alright...I guess you might say eyesight
is kinda important in a lookout," Meleager admitted. The amused bard
turned to the Warrior Princess to find her still eyeing the crowd suspiciously.
Gabrielle sighed.
As the three made their way through the crowd
towards the stables to pick up Meleager's horse, Meleager became distracted by
a few trinkets.
Xena groaned, not at all pleased with the
delay. However, Gabrielle was quite interested in Meleager's fascination with
some jewelry.
"Hmmm..." He picked up a pair of
earrings and carefully inspected them.
"Get them, they go with your
outfit," Gabrielle joked, squeezing his shoulder. Embarrassed at being
watched, he quickly returned the earrings to the table, as if they were hot
coals. The bard chuckled at his uneasiness.
"Perhaps you're right not to go with the
earrings, but that necklace...it's so you," she suggested, pointing to the
hideous bobble on the table.
"Funny," he blurted with
irritation, causing her to chuckle again.
Gabrielle's buoyant mood attracted the
attention of two young men, who slowed as they passed to better appreciative
the bard. That was, until they noticed the threatening glare of the Warrior
Princess, which successfully discouraged their further appreciation and helped
them remember they needed to get somewhere...fast.
"I wish I knew what to get her," he
sighed, looking very perplexed as he eyed the wide variety of earrings,
bracelets and necklaces.
"Sarah already has what she wants
Meleager," the ever-romantic bard responded, placing her hand on his
forearm and giving him a warm smile. He couldn't help but smile back.
"Thanks," he patted her hand
gratefully. "But you're no help," he added bluntly, shaking his head
and generating another laugh from the bard.
"Whatever you get, as long as it is from
the heart, it will be perfect," Gabrielle informed him, patting him
affectionately on the back. "Although, I'd stay away from that
necklace." Gabrielle grimaced at the hideous bobble, causing the two to
chuckle.
The merchant came over with a huge smile,
feeling a big sale within his grasp. When affectionate couples shopped together
it usually meant good business, the merchant greedily mused.
"She WOULD look lovely in these
earrings," the merchant purred, picking up the same pair Meleager had
hastily put back. "I can let you have them for a VERY reasonable
price." He eyed the two, and winked at Gabrielle. "10 dinars,"
he offered warmly.
"Huh?" Meleager looked at the
merchant then Gabrielle.
"Ten dinars! You're joking right? I
could possibly see two dinars and that would still be a stretch,"
Gabrielle responded, unable to refrain from an economic battle or teasing
Meleager. "Isn't that right...dear?" She added, batting her eyelids.
"What?" Meleager looked at
Gabrielle then the merchant.
"Surely sir, with your great experience,
you can appreciate the real value of this fine jewelry for your young
inexperienced wife. Look at the workmanship...it is well worth the..." The
merchant eyed an unconvinced Gabrielle and sighed. "...EIGHT dinars I am
asking for." He focused his efforts on Meleager, knowing the young lady
would not be as easily sold.
"Huh?" Meleager looked at the
merchant then Gabrielle.
"He's talking to you...dear."
Gabrielle grinned with amusement, squeezing his forearm. Meleager looked at her
with wide eyes when he realized what was going on.
"Gabrielle!" He blurted with
exasperation, peeling her hand from his forearm.
"You never get me anything
anymore!" Gabrielle pouted as she picked up the earrings. "I DO so
like these. They go so well with my eyes." Gabrielle grinned, holding them
to her ears, then turned to their other traveling companion.
"What do you think Xena, don't ...
you...?" Gabrielle looked around, finding no trace of the Warrior
Princess. "Xena??"
Gurda barely broke a sweat sparring with
Raiz, who was gasping for air. She took one final sweep with her staff, felling
her opponent with ease. "Ooof." Raiz hit the ground hard. "Hey,
are you trying to kill me?" Raiz looked up from the ground with annoyance.
"If I were, you'd be dead," Gurda
responded melodically, whirling her staff around playfully, considering it more
of an amusement than a serious weapon. Suddenly, she swung the end of the staff
towards Raiz's head, stopping it within an inch. A more than adequately
demonstration of her capability to inflict a fatal blow with this stick.
Raiz stared at the wooden weapon next to her
head. "Point taken." Raiz picked herself off the ground and dusted
herself off. "You know, you really should be practicing the sword...Ephiny
will choose the sword you know."
"Yes, Ephiny's preferred weapon IS the
sword," Gurda acknowledged, whirling the staff around with a smile.
As they entered the stables, Gabrielle
curiously eyed the Warrior Princess who was waiting for them. "Your horse
is ok Meleager," Xena nonchalantly informed him as she brushed Argo.
"Good. We'll make much better traveling
time." He smiled and went to settle up with the stable owner.
"What's wrong?" Gabrielle asked
Xena, who silently dismissed the question with a shake of the head and
continued to brush Argo.
"Xena," Gabrielle said softly.
"Tell me," Gabrielle encouraged her warrior, touching her forearm.
Xena glanced towards the hand on her forearm then around the stable, spotting a
stableboy busy saddling a horse. "SORRY...I forgot...not in public,"
Gabrielle blurted with exasperation also spying the boy and retracted her hand.
Xena sighed.
"Gabrielle, we've discussed..."
Xena's response was interrupted by a sound of sword fighting in the street
accompanied by men yelling. Xena started out the stable but stopped when
Gabrielle started to follow.
"STAY!" Xena barked, then quickly
left the stables, leaving the stunned bard with her mouth wide open. Xena had
just done something she had not done in a long time. It was something Gabrielle
had never expected her to do again...order her to stay out of the way.
The bard stood, unconsciously clenching her
staff in a death grip as her anger grew. It was then when her wound on her
forearm started to ache. It was then when she realized why Xena did what she just
did. It was then the bard's heart dropped...Xena had lost confidence in her.
A few moments later, Meleager came over to
Gabrielle and Argo with his horse in tow. He looked around for Xena then heard
fighting and her battle cry. He was amazed the bard was not in the midst of the
excitement. "Why aren't you...???" Meleager started to ask when the
bard looked up at him with a lost look. "Gabrielle?" He asked
uneasily. "Are you ok?" He placed his hand on her shoulder.
After quickly remedying the situation in the
street, Xena returned in a much better mood. Meleager looked at her curiously.
"Just some bullies with swords...a couple axes...a few cross bows...and
some spears," she explained with a shrug before he asked. "They won't
be bothering anyone for a while." Xena grinned.
"Well, perhaps we should go see about
getting that egg now." Gabrielle smiled politely at Meleager and Xena,
then headed out the stables. She paused a moment at the doors, then turned
back. "Well? You two coming?"
Xena grinned. "I've learned it's not
wise to keep her waiting," Xena remarked to a confused Meleager.
"Uh...yeah."
Sustra and Solari stood in the waiting area of the impressive Castle feeling a
bit uncomfortable. "So this is Walsas?" Sustra blurted, looking out
the window then around the waiting area. She nonchalantly glanced over at the
two unimpressive guards at entrance.
"Not too shabby." She smirked at
Solari. "I think I could be comfortable here."
"Remember what Melosa told us...be
careful of what you wish for," Solari relayed bluntly, also well aware of
the two guards, now looking at them.
"Queen Sarah will see you now," a
young soldier informed them with a warm smile. The Amazons looked at each
other, amazed at how the Queen of Walsas was making time for them, especially
considering how busy they heard she was.
"There's really no need to bother your
Queen. As we have said, we could simply leave a message for Queen
Gabrielle," Solari relayed, feeling very uneasy about the meeting.
Sustra continued her critical assessment of
the Castle's defensive features, considering them impressive but not
impenetrable to a typical Amazon force.
"Queen Sarah is most anxious to meet
you. Please...follow me," the guard informed them, politely holding his
arm out in the direction he wished them to go.
Sustra looked at Solari. "Why not,"
Solari responded with a shrug.
Riding on a narrow trail to the caves in
search of a Furry Wegget, Gabrielle quietly sat in front of Xena, staring at
Meleager's back. Ever since they mounted in Thaysa, Xena could feel the tension
in Gabrielle. Xena had hoped the ride would be a pleasant distraction for the
bard, for it certainly was for the warrior. However, the tension she hoped
would go away after a few miles, unfortunately didn't.
"Gabrielle," Xena spoke softly in
her ear, gently squeezing the bard around the waist.
"Hmmm?" Gabrielle responded.
"You're still mad at me for snapping at
you back in the stables, aren't you?" Xena asked, prepared to argue her
case. Gabrielle took a long breath.
"I'm not mad Xena." Gabrielle
exhaled thoughtfully.
"You're not?" Xena relayed with
surprise.
"No," Gabrielle relayed, looking at
her forearm with sadness in her heart. "I understand why you did
that."
"You do?" Xena asked, amazed to
find the bard so reasonable.
"You don't want me to get hurt,"
Gabrielle responded. "You wanted to protect me."
"You DO understand," Xena relayed,
still amazed Gabrielle wasn't mad. The warrior sighed guiltily, knowing she still
shouldn't have been so insensitive with her sensitive bard.
"Gabrielle, I'm sorry I snapped like
that ...but....I," a lump in her throat stopped her well thought out
explanation. Overtaken by a wave of emotion, Xena pulled her into a tighter
embrace.
"You know how much I love you?"
Xena whispered desperately in the bard's ear, as if she needed to convince the
bard.
Gabrielle turned in the saddle to look Xena
in the eye. "I have never questioned that for a moment Xena,"
Gabrielle responded with fierce conviction and a gaze so direct and sure, it
pierced through Xena's insecurity and grabbed her heart, with no intention of
letting go.
The warrior's uneasy breath caused the bard's
deadly serious gaze to soften with a warm smile of satisfaction. Reaching up,
Gabrielle tenderly traced her fingertips along the side of the Warrior
Princess' face.
Needing no more prompting, Xena gently kissed
her bard. Small grins emerged on their faces before the gentle kiss became
two...then three, then a fourth not-so-gentle kiss, and a fifth
not-so-gentle-at-all kiss, which was not about to become a sixth kiss anytime
soon.
Argo's loud snort successfully divided their
undivided attention.
Reluctantly, they broke apart, their
breathing now ragged. Remembering their traveling companion in front of them,
they both eyed the warrior, noticing Meleager still focused ahead, obliviously
looking out for the caves.
Their eyes refocused on each other. Unable to
witness the intense desire she found, Xena shut her eyes with a heavy sigh.
Their foreheads touched as they sadly admitted defeat in this passionate
encounter.
"Soon, I promise," Xena relayed
softly to her bard, smiling when she felt her head nod and heard her
disappointed groan.
Facing forward and trying to think of discus
throwing, Gabrielle gasped when the warrior's arm resumed it's position around
her bare midriff, fanning her flame of desire into a full bore forest fire.
"Uh," Gabrielle coughed.
"Maybe I should walk," she offered, patting the warrior's forearm,
motioning to get down.
Her arm not budging from the bard's waist,
Xena took a deep, calming breath before trying to respond. "You don't have
to walk," she croaked.
"Fine, then maybe YOU should walk,"
Gabrielle countered, finding thoughts of javelin throwing no help either.
The Warrior Princess raised her eyebrow and
leaned over to look at the ground then the bard.
"I don't think I can," Xena
responded dryly.
Meleager the Oblivious scratched the back of
his neck. Yep, none of my business.
When Solari and Sustra entered the throne
room, they were immediately greeted by Sarah, the Queen of Walsas.
"Welcome to Walsas! Come, come."
She smiled warmly, motioning them in. Both Amazons were surprised by her strong
resemblance to Gabrielle.
"Your Majesty, we appreciate you taking
the time to see us personally," Solari relayed while subtly encouraging
Sustra to stop her impolite gawking with her sharp elbow. "But we could
have left a message for her that we were here to see her with your guard. We
really shouldn't be taking up any more of your valuable time," Solari
added.
"NO!" Sarah blurted. "Uh, I
mean...it's no bother at all. Please sit down. Take a load off. You two must be
tired from your trip."
The Queen motioned to the Amazons to sit
down. Sustra and Solari looked at each other, amazed at the incredibly
personable, if not slightly quirky, manner of this woman. Then they grinned.
She WAS Gabrielle's sister after all and apparently not just similar in
appearance. They sat down, appreciating the hospitality and the break.
Sustra scanned the room. She noted with
surprise there were no guards or attendants. Not very wise for a Queen,
especially for one who was not skilled as a fighter.
"Would you like something to eat?"
Sarah offered, seeing Sustra eye the plate of dates on the table.
"No thank you your Highness,"
Solari responded just as a hungry Sustra started to reach for them, causing
Sustra to throw an annoyed look her way.
"Please, call me Sarah." Sarah
smiled, pushing the plate towards a grinning Sustra who happily grabbed and
inhaled a few dates.
"Your sister also dislikes the formal
titles," Solari noted, trying to ignore Sustra's embarrassing behavior.
Sarah smiled.
"I'm sorry she's not here right now.
She's expected any day. My fiancé has personally gone to get her and I gave him
strict orders to bring her back immediately," Sarah informed them.
"Is everything alright?" Sustra
asked with concern.
They have absolutely no idea, Sarah thought
to herself.
"Well...we just need her help with my
wedding preparations," Sarah relayed unenthusiastically with a forced
smile.
Sustra and Solari looked at each other, then
the Queen.
"Congratulations," Solari and
Sustra responded flatly. Sustra grabbed a couple more delicious dates, drawing
another sharp look from Solari.
"Yes...well...I hope everything is
alright with the Amazon nation." Sarah relayed, obviously curious about
the visit.
She has absolutely no idea, Sustra and Solari
thought to themselves.
"Is there anything I can do for
you?" Sarah offered, surprising the Amazons.
"Uh...no...thank you," Solari
blurted. "We have a message we must relay to Queen Gabrielle," Solari
relayed cryptically.
"Perhaps you could give me that message
and I'll could pass it on to my sister as soon as she arrives," Sarah
offered warmly, causing Sustra to swallow funny. Her eyes widened and she
started to choke.
"Oh gods is she alright?" Sarah
asked as Solari swatted Sustra sharply on the back, successfully dislodging the
date.
"I'm fine," Sustra wheezed, then
coughed and took a few slow breaths. Solari rolled her eyes.
"Sarah! There you are!" Sarah's
mother barged in, startling the three. Solari and Sustra turned towards the
older woman with their hands instinctively on their daggers.
"Oh, you do have visitors!" Sarah's
mother seemed pleased. Solari and Sustra eased their hands from their weapons
as polite smiles crossed their faces. "You must be Gabrielle's little
Amazon friends, aren't you!" She smiled broadly as the polite Amazon
smiles disappeared.
"MOTHER, I'm in the middle of a meeting
with these Amazons WARRIORS," She relayed with great irritation and
embarrassment.
"We were just..." Solari offered,
considering retreat prudent.
"NO!" Sarah blurted, not so subtly
stopping the retreat by grabbing Solari's arm. "I mean, no...please
stay." Sarah added, immediately letting go when she saw the tense look on
the warrior's face.
"Mother, we will discuss the wedding
plans after my very IMPORTANT meeting with these women," the Queen
informed her mother, mustering her best commanding tone.
Solari and Sustra glanced at each other.
"Yes dear," her mother sighed.
"But we have much to discuss and time is not standing still you know. It's
flitting away as we speak. Your wedding day will be here before you know it and
I don't want you to regret wasting time in your preparations. If you don't
spend more time planning now, you'll regret it later. You mark my words."
Sarah's glazed look as her mother lectured
did not go unnoticed by the Amazons. "Yes mother," Sarah replied with
a sigh.
"You haven't even made a list yet have
you? We've got the dress, the guest list, dinner menu, the musicians and
music...and gods only knows if Meleager will be able to get all the Traditional
items," the Queen's mother rattled off.
"He'll get the damn items," Sarah
responded curtly, causing her mother's brow to furrow.
"Excuse me your Highness, our
meeting?" Sustra interrupted, feeling sympathy for her Queen's sister. It
was the least she could do... considering.
Solari stood helplessly by as Sustra opened
her big mouth.
"Yes of course! I apologize for this
interruption," Sarah responded with relief. "Later mother?"
Sarah eyed the older woman.
"Later, daughter," her mother cooly
responded, nodding to the warriors, giving Sustra a cold glare that made even
the fierce Amazon uneasy.
The three Furry Wegget hunters were crouched down behind a boulder just inside the
mouth of the cave - waiting. They had waited for over an hour with no sign of a
Wegget. The Warrior Princess' patience was in short supply.
"Are you sure this is where these
Weggets live?" Xena asked, turning and sitting down with her back against
the rock.
"This is where my father said he got his
egg," Gabrielle responded with slight irritation as she kept watch over
the entrance, just as her father said he did so many years ago.
Xena sighed pulling out her Chakrum and
inspected it. Could use some polishing.
"I don't see why we don't spread
out," Xena suggested and started to rock the Chakrum on her index finger
like a pendulum.
"Xena, that's NOT how my father caught
the Wegget," Gabrielle responded with annoyance.
"And your father said he had better luck
catching it by waiting for it, like this, in a group?" Meleager asked,
torn between Xena's good idea and a proven plan.
"Yes," Gabrielle relayed,
continuing to eye the entrance of the cave. "They waited...just like we
are doing," the bard repeated, getting tired of the questioning of her
father's hunting tactic. So like warriors to want to do things their own way,
the bard sighed with irritation.
"So this Wegget is furry," Meleager
asked, carefully peeking over the boulder. "Can't miss it right?"
"All I know is what my father told
me," Gabrielle exhaled for the hundredth time. "And it's furry."
She added flatly.
"We could spread out," Xena offered
again, drawing a sharp look from Gabrielle, who's eyes narrowed at a bored Xena
now rocking the Chakrum on her pinky. It was a very good thing she loved that
warrior woman so much.
"He said it was the about the size of a
chicken," Gabrielle relayed the information to Meleager, trying to ignore
Xena and her Chakrum.
"Hmmm. Shouldn't be too hard to get once
we spot it." Meleager considered.
"We could probably spot it quicker if we
spread out," Xena relayed nonchalantly, successfully balancing the sharp
edge of the Chakrum on her finger tip and drawing another annoyed look from the
bard.
"Well, actually they said it was very
quick and hard to catch," Gabrielle relayed, struggling to ignore Xena's
comments, her patience nearing an end with her warrior.
"How long did you say it took your
father to get it?" Meleager questioned with concern, starting to show
signs of impatience like the Warrior Princess.
"Two weeks."
"We are NOT sitting behind this rock for
two weeks!" Xena barked, getting up and resuming her position next to the
two lookouts. She eyed her bard, who sighed heavily.
"You know, we could spread..." Xena
suggested again.
"Xena!" Gabrielle finally snapped,
turning towards the annoying warrior. "Would you just..." Gabrielle
paused just noticing the slightly raised eyebrow accompanied by small, yet
effective, curl tugging at the corners of the Warrior Princess' mouth.
Gabrielle swallowed hard, torn between doing
the right thing, helping her future brother-in-law in his noble pursuit of a
Traditional Wedding item, or cruelly abandoning him for an incredibly selfish
moment of pure passion.
"Uh... actually, that idea does have
SOME merit," she relayed to Meleager. Xena turned to Meleager and nodded
helpfully.
"Huh? I thought you said your father and
his hunting party stayed close...that it was the best way to catch the
Wegget," Meleager blurted with frustration.
"Well, yes...my father did mention that.
But it is obviously not working for us now. Besides, as Xena pointed out, none
of us is interested in sitting behind this rock for two weeks," Gabrielle
explained as Xena nodded thoughtfully in agreement. "A new tactic couldn't
hurt," Gabrielle added with a shrug.
"Yeah, I guess so," Meleager
relayed.
"Ok, then." Xena got up with
renewed enthusiasm. "Meleager, you stay hear while Gabrielle and I spread
out."
"Just how long should we give this new
tactic a try?" Meleager asked, looking back into the cave and scratching
his head.
"I would say a couple of hours,"
Gabrielle relayed, glancing at the warrior, who appreciatively looked the bard
over from head to toe.
"Three...minimum," Xena announced,
making Meleager frown as he turned towards them.
"Well, they say good things come to
those who wait," Gabrielle relayed wisely to Meleager, making Xena grin.
"Patience IS a virtue," Xena threw
in her two dinars then looked at Gabrielle. "Can we get going??"
Meleager's eyebrows furrowed as he opened his
mouth to respond.
"You want to get the egg right?"
The bard interjected, quelling his objections before spoken. He nodded and
sighed.
"Ok then," Gabrielle responded as
the two walked over to Argo.
"We'll meet back here in about three
hours," the bard relayed as she mounted.
"Maybe more," Xena added as she
mounted behind Gabrielle.
Before Meleager could say anything, Xena
shouted "Hiyaaaaaa!" The two left in a cloud of dust.
"Three hours..." Meleager moaned.
The Warrior Princes rode Argo hard, quickly
putting distance between the caves and them. When she found an appropriate spot
far enough away, Xena stopped and dismounted Argo.
Looking up to her bard, the warrior watched
Gabrielle smile in appreciation as she surveyed the area. Xena smiled, amazed
at how a simple gift of a smile from the bard could so easily lift her spirits,
not that they really needed any lifting at this moment, the warrior's smile
turned into a sly grin.
The bard's eyes were drawn to the wonderful
stream which flowed lazily by. Xena curiously eyed the bard, then the water,
considering a dip together not such a bad idea. She smiled broadly returning
her gaze to the bard, who's eyes were now drawn to the comfortable looking
grassy patch next to the stream.
Xena glanced over to grass and a crooked grin
emerged. The dip could definitely wait. With a raised eyebrow, she eyed the
bard, who was now gazing up, appreciating the natural canopy of branches over
the grassy patch which provided excellent shade from the sun.
Xena's smile faded into an unamused grimace
as she looked up at the trees then impatiently back to the bard.
Gabrielle took a long, deep
breath...appreciating this spot, this wonderfully ro....
"Ack," blurted the bard as she was pulled
off the horse.
Finding herself within the protective circle
of the Warrior's arms, she looked up into a face more beautiful than Helen of
Troy's. A face that grinned at the bard's initial look of surprise. The grin
slowly faded as the warrior fell into the bard's eyes, which no longer reveled
surprise, only desire.
"I promised we'd be together soon
Gabrielle," the warrior uttered softly with a small smile.
Gabrielle's incredibly witty response about
patience almost made it to the bard's lips. However, the response was quickly
forgotten as her lips became otherwise engaged.
Meleager stretched behind the damn boulder
for the thousandth time. Staking out the mouth of a damn cave waiting for a
damn furry Wegget was not exactly what he expected to be doing in the name of
love. He wondered why the damn egg was considered to be so damn lucky anyway.
Perhaps it was because it was so damn hard to get - that you'd have to be damn
lucky to get one, he considered. He sighed looking at the entrance of the damn cave
again, hoping he'd get lucky soon. Get lucky, he snorted a laugh, willing to
wager a month's pay his traveling companions were not hunting for Weggets at
this moment.
Taking a deep breath and exhaling slowly, an
exhausted warrior closed her eyes, appreciating the simple pleasures. The feel
of the dozing bard's sweat-soaked body draped over her's, the rapid beat of the
bard's heart which just started to calm...or was that her own heart, she
wondered, unable to distinguish the two.
Before Gabrielle, she would never have
imagined that the moments after could ever have been as pleasurable as the act
itself. Yet, these moments were. Well...they were very very close, she
considered with a sly grin. She took another deep, satisfied breath. The
warrior knew these moments were so special because what they shared was more
than a mere physical act...they shared their hearts and made love. Xena
shuddered involuntarily, overwhelmed by that staggering truth. Gabrielle
instinctively shifted within her arms, tightening her embrace around the
warrior. Xena smiled, knowing if she were inclined to thank the gods for
anything, it would be for the gift of Gabrielle.
A scurrying noise came from inside the cave.
Meleager tensed with anticipation, perhaps he would get lucky. He listened
intently, hearing the scurrying noise again. Meleager panicked. Now what?
"Xena?" The bard asked softly when
she finally stirred from her nap, leaving a slow trail of kisses along the
warrior's face, down her neck. A content smile crept over the Warrior's face as
she enjoyed the tingling sensation the bard's soft lips so easily generated.
"Hmmm?" The warrior responded
lazily, feeling the bard's smile against her neck.
"We probably should think about going
back," Gabrielle whispered softly in the warrior's ear then kissed it.
"Ughhh," Xena groaned, not quite
ready to admit the bard was right.
"If we don't get the egg soon, it will
have to be on another trip. I was supposed to get back to Walsas quickly,"
Gabrielle relayed.
"Hmmm," Xena responded with her
eyes still closed. The warrior smiled and sighed happily, enjoying the thorough
attention the bard's gentle lips. Her smile turned into a slight frown when her
roaming hand was caught. Her smile returned as the bard entwined the
distracting digits between her own.
"You know how mothers are."
Gabrielle kissed the warrior's brow and squeezed the warrior's hand.
"Mmmmm," Xena relayed with a
knowing nod, squeezing the bard's hand back.
"If you disappoint them, you never hear
the end of it," Gabrielle noted as she kissed the warrior's cheek. The
warrior softly chuckled in agreement.
"Don't you think your mother will be
disappointed, if she finds out you didn't visit her when you had a
chance?" Gabrielle spoke softly.
Xena's eyes popped opened. "What??"
Xena blurted, sitting up and staring at the bard.
"Your mother," the bard repeated
also sitting up. "...will be disappointed."
"I know what you said Gabrielle, I just
can't believe you said it," Xena relayed in amazement, shaking her head in
disbelief and disappointment as she stood up. "I'm going to wash up,"
Xena said curtly as she headed towards the stream.
"What are you so mad about!"
Gabrielle asked, following the annoyed warrior to the stream. Xena eyed her
coldly as she stepped into the even colder water. The warrior was too angry to
gasp.
Gabrielle entered the water, not too angry to
gasp. "Gggggods!"
"What am I so mad about? You want to
know what I am so mad about?" Xena snapped.
"YYYes!" Gabrielle shuttered from
the cold.
"You...how DARE you try to manipulate me
like that," Xena blurted, rinsing herself with the frigid water.
"Oh," Gabrielle relayed. "I
sssee."
"You see? YOU SEE?!? Is that all you
have to say?" Xena stood in the cold stream, dumbfounded, watching the
bard leave the water.
"What is there to say? There are certain
skills of yours you don't want me using," the bard spoke nonchalantly,
drying herself off.
Still standing in the cold stream, Xena's
mouth dropped. "One of MY skills???"
"Of course Xena, just another skill of
yours I have tried and have, yet again, demonstrated my utter
incompetence," Gabrielle spoke with venom and hurt as she put her clothes
back on.
"But you have EVERY right for being
upset," the bard added with surprising diplomacy, immediately defusing the
Warrior Princess' question about just what in Tartarus she was talking about.
Xena's eyebrow raised curiously at this
admission from the now dressed bard, who was tying her boot laces.
"I know how disappointing it is when I
flounder at a skill you are SO adept at. Don't worry Xena. I'll just leave that
skill in your more than capable hands," Gabrielle blurted, grabbing her
staff and bag. "Like usual," the bard muttered and stormed off to the
cave.
After a moment, Xena's mouth finally closed,
though she still wondered what in Hades' name was Gabrielle talking about. Xena
angrily waded back to dry land. Why was Gabrielle so mad when it the warrior
who had every right for being mad, Xena fumed. Gods, why is EVERYTHING always
so difficult with her, the Warrior Princess thought as she angrily dried
herself off. How could she possibly try to turn around the warrior's justifiable
anger like that, Xena wondered, stomping over to her clothes and quickly
dressing.
After a few moments and a few deep breaths,
her anger settled and her curiosity grew. Xena looked down the path the bard
marched away on, wondering why Gabrielle was so mad. And more importantly, why
didn't Gabrielle want her to go to Walsas.
When Gabrielle arrived at the cave after her
calming forced march, she was concerned when she didn't see Meleager.
"Meleager? Meleager??" Gabrielle
called out then noticed footsteps on the ground from the boulder towards the
interior of the cave. She followed them to the cave entrance and hesitated
entering.
"Meleager?" She called again, with
no response.
Concern outweighing her uneasiness, she
followed the footprints into the cave until they disappeared into a wall of
darkness. Hesitating a moment, she took a confidence building deep breath.
Lifting her staff to the ready position, she advanced past that wall and was
quickly engulfed by the blackness.
She walked slowly, carefully listening for
everything. She couldn't see even the staff she gripped tightly in her hands.
Gabrielle shivered as a cold breeze blew from the depths of the cave, like an
icy exhale. She progressed further through the blackness, calling out for Meleager
again. Only her own voice was heard, reverberating through the caverns. She
reached out, feeling for a cave wall and finding none. Her heart pounded,
feeling the unnerving emptiness of this dark and cold space. Just beginning to
question the wisdom of entering the cave without a torch, the bard tripped over
something.
"Oooff." She tumbled to the ground.
"Ughhh," moaned Meleager the
Something she just tripped over.
"Meleager, Meleager!" The bard
called out as she crawled over to and shook the warrior, getting no more
response. "XENA!!"
Hearing the faint cry of the bard, the
Warrior Princess' head snapped up from her thoughtful stare of the trail before
her. "Hiyaaa!" She ignited Argo's trot into a blazing blur. Arriving
at the cave moments later, the Warrior Princess dismounted, immediately
unsheathing her sword.
"Gabrielle?!?" She called out
scanning the area.
"In here," the bard's voice escaped
from the mouth of the cave. Xena's eye furrowed as she entered the cave,
slowing to a stop when she was enveloped by the blackness.
"Gabrielle?" Concern filled her
voice. "Are you all right?"
"Xena, over here. It's Meleager...he's
unconscious." Gabrielle called back.
The bard's voice brought a sigh of relief to
the warrior, who carefully proceeded towards it. "What happened to
him?" Xena asked, advancing carefully through the darkness, listening for
any sign of danger.
"He hit his..."
Gabrielle heard a dull thunk, then a muffled
and very annoyed "damn it."
"...head." Gabrielle relayed with a
grin, but wisely refraining from giggling.
"I see," Xena relayed flatly,
rubbing her forehead. "Keep talking Gabrielle...there are many caverns
connecting to this cave and I'm not in the mood for exploring."
"Really?" Gabrielle blurted loudly,
shuttering at the thought of getting lost. Her voice echoed again.
"Really....Really....Really?" Gabrielle repeated, suddenly finding
the echo amusing.
"Really," Xena softly whispered in
her ear. "Ah!" the bard jumped, and the warrior grinned.
"You do realize how foolish it was to
enter this cave without a torch?" Xena asked calmly, reaching down to find
and gently shake Meleager, who was still out cold.
"Good thing YOU brought a torch
then," Gabrielle snapped back. Xena sighed heavily. Meleager moaned.
"Let's get him out of here," Xena
relayed.
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